Happy Halloween!

Have a treat!

(And day before NaNoWriMo, but more on that tomorrow!)
Now to sing our traditional annual song!

On the last day of Halloween, my truly creepy love gave to me:

THIRTY-ONE SPECTACULAR SCARES,
THIRTY INBRED CRAZIES,
TWENTY-NINE SATAN-IMPREGNATED WAIFS,
TWENTY-EIGHT JAPANESE-HORROR CURSES!
TWENTY-SEVEN HEADLESS CORPSES,
TWENTY-SIX MAD SCIENTISTS,
TWENTY-FIVE STEPHEN KING NIGHTMARES,
TWENTY-FOUR CANS OF SPLIT PEA SOUP,
TWENTY-THREE ANTI-CHRISTS,
TWENTY-TWO POINTY HATS,
TWENTY-ONE BLACK CATS,
TWENTY KIDS IN COSTUMES!
NINETEEN HAUNTED HOUSES,
EIGHTEEN DEVIL DOGS,
SEVENTEEN SOUL-SUCKING DEMONS,
SIXTEEN HOMICIDAL VEHICLES,
FIFTEEN THUNDERSTORMS,
FOURTEEN VAMPIRE COFFINS,
THIRTEEN DEADLY TOOLS,
TWELVE GRUESOME PUZZLES IF YOU WANT TO ESCAPE!
ELEVEN CHAINSAW PSYCHOS,
TEN CREEPY GUSTS OF WIND,
NINE HOWLING WEREWOLVES,
EIGHT FLESH-HUNGRY GHOULS,
SEVEN POUNDS OF CANDY,
SIX FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTERS,
FIIIIIVE MOANING GHOSTS!
FOUR CACKLING WITCHES,
THREE SHAMBLING ZOMBIES,
TWO SERIAL KILLERS,
AND A VAMPIRE BITING MY NECK!